Well, strap in, because the tectonic plates of geopolitical stupidity just shifted again. Donald Trump, a man whose grasp of foreign policy has the structural integrity of a snowpack in May, has decided to end his famous “endless wars” by starting a new, presumably very limited one in Venezuela. It’

Finally, A Study for the Silent Majority In a stunning victory for early-risers, traditionalists, and people who think brunch is a moral failing, a new study has confirmed the deeply held suspicion that irregular, late-night lifestyles are a one-way ticket to cognitive oblivion. Researchers, likely funded by Big Alarm Clock,

Out here in the real world, where the air is thin and the bullshit is thinner, we know what a righteous eruption looks like. It’s not some DC suit faking outrage for the cameras. It’s the deep, tectonic rumble of a man who has seen one too many

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the nation's potluck and playground communities, acting U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director Todd Lyons announced the launch of "Operation Northern Menace," what he is calling the "largest and most culturally significant immigration operation